The Most Narcissistic Thank You Note Ever

A week has passed since Joey's Birthday and we felt it was time for him to crank out some "Thank You" cards.

Using the same M.O. as we have in place for his apology letters Irene wrote out the words "Thank You! Love, Joey" on a piece of paper that Joey could follow.

Joey said "No, this will take too long! I just write this..."

His penned script - "You! Love, Joey"

The Girls Next Door... to Joey

The following conversation took place between Joey and one of our more attractive female neighbors -

JOEY: "I saw a guy running with his shirt off."
NEIGHBOR: "That's nice.'
JOEY: "Can you take your shirt off?"

You know... one of these days that trick just might work and I hope I'm around when it does!

A Gentleman and a Scholar

Here's Joey's Kindergarten graduation pic. His class did a little performance. Joey was there... in spirit I suppose....