Just How Much of a Bad Ass is Milo?

So bad ass that he opted to put a fake dragon tattoo on his neck!

Milo P. Keaton

Here's our handsome kindergarten student at his dapper best... He picked out the outfit, one of several dress-shirt-and-tie ensembles.

So cute!

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Milo must have been deep into a dream this morning. As I woke him up he mumbled "We have to steal the diamond."

Not sure what he was dreaming about... or if he would have to kill me if he told me ;-)

Joey's Awesome New Heavy Metal Stitches!

The ultimate in body piercing and modification!

Listen up all you hipster wanna-bees.... this will be the next big thing!

All you have to do to get yours is have your older brother shove you into the protruding corner of a wall while fighting over who got to pet the damn cat first after a wonderful evening that included getting to go out for hamburgers and pizza with your Grandpa Jack!

He's Just A Skater Boy...

Today Milo asked if he could ride his skateboard to the mailbox. He was doing ok until the halfway point... then one of the wheels snagged an acorn and Milo got his first case of skater rash. Well, there were a few tears.... but then he got excited about the possibility of a future scar that chicks will dig...

Imagine if you dare....

the soul-crushing disappointment when you realize that you misheard your old man and thought a trip to the hardware store was really a trip to the "Hot Wheels" store.... Sorry Joey ;-(

Joey, an ice cream cone, and the Laws of Fluid Dynamics

Joey hasn't quite mastered the full concept behind eating an ice cream cone. Specifically, that one should consider not eating the cone on vertical plane to avoid drippage.