Saturday, January 30, 2010

Milo Good, Live on the scene with the story...

So last week we treated the boys to sundaes at McDonald's...

As we pulled in we saw this scene. A woman had mistakenly turned right instead of left and drove her infinity right off the 4 ft embankment.

No one was hurt... but the woman looked half embarrased and half scared of what she was going to tell her husband.

When we sat down inside the McDonald's we saw a little girl sitting by herself. At first I thought maybe her parents just went up to get their food or something. Turns out it was her mother who wrecked the car. When the mother came back in Milo asked her "Why did you crash your car?"

It was funny the first time... but Milo probably asked her this question 6 or 7 times with no response.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Good Behavior by Joey *

So on Friday I picked Joey up from school. As I bent over to pick him up and give him a hug I asked him...

"Were you good today Joey?"

"Yes" he shouted.

I followed up with "How many spankings did you get today?"

"Two!!" replied Joey, very excited I must add.

* Editor's note: Joey's school does not administer corporal punishment. The irony here is that not only did Joey totally fabricate the report of his spankings... but for some reason he feels that TWO spankings still qualifies as good behavior... like some sort of golfer's handicap or something!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

"It's a Day!"

For the past several weeks Joey has gotten out of bed each morning and, with much jubilation, proclaimed "It's a day!"

I think there's something we can all learn from the little guy. If we all started getting out of bed and we're able to get that excited about the mere fact that we get to get up out of bed and can chalk up one more day for ourselves on this planet.... I think the world would be a better place.

Milo Sums up his Love Life

At age 5 Milo has figured out the secret to happy dating. Today he shared the following words -

"I don't kiss girls and girls don't kiss me because love is dumb."

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Our Little Drummer Boy

While Joey was pegged for the drummer in the house, he may have a different musical direction.

It was witnessed today, Joey playing air guitar and singing "Sim-pee hab-ping a womderfill Christmas time!"

No word on how Milo feels, possibly being usurped as the lead singer of their punk band, Stinky Pants.