Saturday, January 16, 2010

Good Behavior by Joey *

So on Friday I picked Joey up from school. As I bent over to pick him up and give him a hug I asked him...

"Were you good today Joey?"

"Yes" he shouted.

I followed up with "How many spankings did you get today?"

"Two!!" replied Joey, very excited I must add.

* Editor's note: Joey's school does not administer corporal punishment. The irony here is that not only did Joey totally fabricate the report of his spankings... but for some reason he feels that TWO spankings still qualifies as good behavior... like some sort of golfer's handicap or something!