"Dirt"

In the past year or so, I've taken to wearing patchouli (fragrance, known for keeping hippies from smelling like days-old leftovers). I'll dab a bit on after showering, and I love the musty, warm scent.

Last night, Milo took a shower with me (new for him, not being scared of the shower). Afterwards, I put on some patchouli. He seemed interested, so I let him smell it from the bottle.

He looked at me and said one thing: "Dirt."

Now I feel like a freakin' hippie.