Milo's Slapchop Remix Sundae Tribute

Milo Good - Future Vampire Goth Kid or Philosopher?

So at 6:45am today, Milo shared the following observation -

"Hey Dad, on the bright side... at least it's still dark outside!"

Winter is the Perfect Time for Skating with the Boys

You want WHAT?!@

A few nights ago, a conversation between Milo and Mommy...

Milo: Mommy, I want weed.

Mommy: Huh?

Milo: I want WEED.

Mommy: You want WEED?!

Milo: Yeah, I want WEED so I can play games and stuff.

Mommy: Oh, you want a Wii...!

Milo: (sigh) Yeah, and you can put it in my bedroom...

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Ok, so things have been a bit busy lately... but here are a few one-liners that brought us to our knees.

1 - The other night when Irene was reading a bedtime story to the boys Milo had to go to the bathroom. So he wouldn't miss anything, he ask "Mommy, can you press Pause?"

2 - One morning Joey woke up and walked out of his room and I said "Good morning Joey, how did you sleep?" and he responded "On my bed!"

3 - The boys were wrestling around while I was trying to put the new futon cover on and I yelled "Boys, please stop wrestling!" Joey responded with "We're not wrestling, we're fighting!" I guess even they realizing wrestling is fake...

Kids Will Get Into Anything

Need more proof? Here's Milo with a piece of Uncle Darrin's gun safe he removed in an attempt to get into it. Luckily, Joey was still asleep or else we might have had a bigger problem.