Saturday, October 16, 2010

Joey's Awesome New Heavy Metal Stitches!


The ultimate in body piercing and modification!

Listen up all you hipster wanna-bees.... this will be the next big thing!

All you have to do to get yours is have your older brother shove you into the protruding corner of a wall while fighting over who got to pet the damn cat first after a wonderful evening that included getting to go out for hamburgers and pizza with your Grandpa Jack!

3 comments:

corscorp said...

Oh my...

The whole "I'm first!" thing has me twitching over here. Hello! Racing to the car in the parking lot is not allowed.

Auntie Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabara said...

ugh. Gross. last thing I thought Irene was going to say when she called was "We are at the ER. Joey is getting staples." waaaaaaaaa. I DEMAND BUMPERS TO BE INSTALLED ON ALL CORNERS OF YOUR HOME AND ALL SHARP OBJECTS HIDDEN ;)

Cousin Killian said...

Well then....