Normally, you'd expect your child to have a driver's liscence before they have their first accident. However, Joey proved us wrong on May 20th.
Joey has had his first hit-and-run.
I parked the shopping cart against the cart corral at *(shopping center known for its red circle logo) and while I was putting Milo in his seat, the cart started rolling downhill (with Joey in it). He probably rolled 50 feet or so.
He hit a parked car and aside from a very confused Spanish-speaking gentleman, there were no witnesses. So we hopped back in the car and sped off.
Joey got a small split lip... but other than that, he was ok. He was even laughing on the way home. I think I'm still recovering...
Too bad we'll never know what was going through his mind while he was rolling down the lot... was it "Wee"... or "Oh Shit".