Irony is...

The following conversation took place at 7:45am on Thursday morning on the way to school...

Joey: Daddy!
Daddy: What Joey?
Joey: Daddy!
Daddy: What Joey?
Joey: Dad! Daddy!
Daddy: What?
Joey: Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy: What???
Joey: Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy: WHAT???
Joey: Daddy! Milo told me to be quiet!