Was not included in mandatory handbook

I was asked today, what do I "usually do when Joey falls asleep with food in his mouth?"

Uh...

Yeah, so I go into Joey's class to see him passed out with 1/2 a bread crust in his mouth and the other 1/2 on his nap mat.

It's so gross that I put on a glove to "fish out" whatever else might be in his mouth. A glove. My own offspring.

To end, there was nothing more in his mouth. I did wait him out ten minutes at dinner until he managed to finally finish one bite of sandwich. Sheer determination.